The story centers around the sexual antics of a rural American family the "Winglenuts". Consisting of Clevus (the father), Nelly (the mother, aka "Momma"), Boo Boo (the son) and Rita Mae (the daughter and youngest child), it's a wild series of humorous antics and sexual inbreeding. Much of the humor is at the expense of Luke, the goofy cousin who's hung like a horse, but not respected by the rest of the family. His sister Jezebel (aka "Jez") has an insatiable crush on Boo Boo, but the feelings aren't exactly mutual.
Jez is also somewhat jealous of Rita Mae.. who carries on an innocent and naive demeanor and is the object of every guy's sexual desire. Then there's also the motherly love of Nelly who finds it heart breaking that Boo Boo's attention is too often elsewhere.
Farm Lessons is chock full of one wild romp after another, where seemingly everyone has banged everyone else at one point or another.
|Clevus - He has appeared in the majority of Farm Lessons issues to date. Although only first had proper face and form in issue 4.|
|Momma (aka Nelly) - First had form and shape at the end of issue 4 and then with a slightly larger role in issue 5. Many fans requested to see her again and she finally returned in issue 9 in her first proper sex scene. Issue 9 was criticized for it's shortness after the long wait for Momma. Her sex scenes in issue 10 gave the fans what they were waiting for. Recent issues have revealed her name to be Nelly. This stemmed from Clevus saying "Oh Nelie" in issue 12, which was easily mistaken as a cliche saying, but inquisitive fans wanting clarification made the name grow on her.|
|Rita Mae - A favorite of many fans. Rita Mae's cuteness and a willingness to please all the men on the Farm have made her very popular.|
|Boo Boo - Rita Mae's brother. Appeared in Farm Lessons since the very beginning, but only had his name revealed in issue 10.|
|Luke - Luke has been coined by JAB as being the "butt" of every joke. He has developed a rivalry with the Nutty Squirrel.|
|Jezebel - Named by the infamous Steve H. Jezebels form was based on another character in one of JAB's drawings.|
|Jeb - (Jebedia Elias Winglenut - issue 10) Clevus's younger brother. Jeb was swindled out of Pop's old Farm for $500 by Clevus in issue 7. Jeb bought himself a 35 mm camera, which he used to photograph Rita Mae and lost the rest of that money to Clevus in issue 8.|
|Auntie (aka Kelly) - Nelly's sister and wife of Jeb. She was mentioned in issue 10 as someone you don't want to anger, but was surprisingly absent in issue 11. She made her entrance with a "bang" in issue 12. Her dominatrix persona mirrored her personality well.|
|Gramma - Fans still have nightmares about this Farm Hag. One fan even threatened to boil his eyeballs if Gramma ever made a reappearance. Gramma ensnares any unsuspecting victim unlucky enough to pass by her room.|
|"Colonel" Beuford Winglenut - The oldest of the three Winglenut boys, Beuford left the farm and has done very well for himself, and not just by hillbilly standards. He fancies himself a "southern gentleman" and enjoys dressing and acting the part, often seen wearing white linen suits and a neatly groomed handlebar mustache. He and Clevus were always playing mean pranks on their little brother, Jeb, when they were younger, and they take every opportunity when they get together to pick up where they left off.|
|Michelle Winglenut - Momma and Auntie's sister, "Shelly" is Beuford's wife. Determined to shake her rustic roots, Shelly always appears in fine fashions and jewelry. She's still just as rowdy and frisky as her down home siblings. She's a total man eater who knows how to get what she wants from her husband and other men in her life, including her son.|
|Candace Winglenut - "Candy" is Beuford and Shelly's bubbly daughter. Her happy, innocent demeanor hides a surprisingly clever and devious mind. Her mother has taught her well how to use her beauty to get whatever she wants from men. A bitter rival of Jezebel's from way back, Candace makes it a point to assert her dominance whenever she comes back home for a visit, usually by making a play for Jez's precious Boo Boo.|
|Elmer Winglenut - The son of Beuford and Shelly, Elmer is a handsome boy, but is incredibly shy and a little awkward. This is due to the fact that his mother has raised him his entire life to be her own personal sex toy. He follows her around obediently, fulfilling any order she gives without question, and is often left hanging unsatisfied for his troubles.|
|Cousin Zeke - First seen in the Family reunion issue as an admirer of Rita Mae and then an unfortunate victim of Gramma. Cousin Zeke became a named and established character in the salesman issue. JAB says that in cases when Luke gets lucky with the girls someone has to be the butt of the joke. That is where Zeke comes in. Further members of Zeke's side of the family are still in development.|
|Copernicus - Rita Mae's pet pig.|
|Horse - Introduced in Farm Lessons 13, he is Auntie's beloved stallion. Luke goes crazy fearing he may be their offspring.|
|The Horny Squirrel - First seen in a Farm Lessons pin-up stealing Rita Mae's clothes. Introduced as a recurring character in FL12 and develops a rivalry with Luke after stealing his spinning top toy 'Besty'. The Squirrel has a whole stash of stolen items in his hiding spots.|
|Bubba - This greasy rip-off Mechanic has little or no ethics. Payment methods are negotiable.|
Farm Lessons 1 - On The Farm 1 Page Written by JAB, Lineart by JAB(b&w comix)
A young boy and his Sister learn about sex by example.
Farm Lessons 1 - On The Farm - redux 1 Page Written by JAB, Lineart by JAB, colors by Moose (color comix)
The redone version of the original and classic Farm Lessons issue. Boo Boo is drawn with the updated design from recent Farm Lessons issues.
Farm Lessons 2 - Love Among Siblings 5 Pages Written by JAB, Lineart by JAB(b&w comix)
The siblings find a porno tape in their parents bedroom and decide to do some experimenting of their own.
Farm Lessons 3 - Kissing Cousins 2 Pages Written by JAB, Lineart by JAB(b&w comix)
Cousin Luke plans to trick Rita Mae into having sex with him.
Farm Lessons 4 - Up All Night 5 Pages Written by JAB, Lineart by JAB(b&w comix)
Rita Mae comforts her Father in hard times.
Farm Lessons 5 - Breakfast Special 2 Pages Written by JAB, Lineart by JAB(b&w comix)
Rita Mae gets a special dessert for breakfast.
Farm Lessons 6 - All In The Family 7 Pages Written by JAB, Lineart by JAB(b&w comix)
Family threesome during the commercials.
Farm Lessons 7 - Monkey's Uncle 4 Pages Written by JAB, Lineart by JAB(b&w comix)
Jeb gets screwed in more ways than one.
Farm Lessons 8 - How To Shoot The Family Album 13 Pages Written by JAB, Lineart by JAB(b&w comix)
Jeb tests out his new camera with the money he was payed for Pop's old Farm.
Farm Lessons 9 - A Mother's Love 5 Pages Written by JAB, Lineart by JAB(b&w comix)
Momma runs into Boo Boo's room after hearing him masturbating to a porno mag. Seeing how Rita Mae's not around, she eagerly satisfies his sexual needs. It's the first time Momma and Boo Boo have hooked up, but likely not the last.
Farm Lessons 10 - Cussin Is Cussin 11 Pages Written by JAB, Lineart by JAB(b&w comix)
Jezebel strikes a deal with Luke if he can convince her crush Boo Boo to come to her. Luke happily agrees and finds Boo Boo in bed with Momma. Boo Boo agrees to Luke's proposal against Momma's wishes. Later, Luke runs into Jeb and Clevus doubling up on Rita Mae and joins in after Clevus leaves for a beer. That decision would prove to be a painful one for Luke when Clevus returns to the action too drunk to realize what's changed.
Farm Lessons 11 - How to make a ham sandwich 21 Pages Written by JAB, Lineart by JAB, Inks by Mau, colors by Moose (color comix)
Jezebel agrees to fuck Luke only if he brings her crush Boo Boo. On the way, Luke finds a sad Momma in the kitchen and tries to cheer her up with his big dick. Afterwards, Luke finally finds Boo Boo with Rita Mae and brings them both back to see Jez. After some hot double penetration on Jez, a funny twist leaves needs unfulfilled.
Farm Lessons 12 - Skeletons in the closet 21 Pages Written by Darkmage, Additional story by Baw, Lineart by JAB, Inks by Mau, colors by Moose (color comix)
An angry Rita Mae catches Luke reading her diary chases him into Grandma's room. Meanwhile Clevus takes advantage of Momma who's still sulking over her recent lack of attention from Boo Boo. A sexy big breasted new family member is introduced, and Boo Boo soon finds himself at her lust filled mercy.
Farm Lessons 13 - A Horse is a Horse 21 Pages Written by Darkmage and Darth-Baw, Lineart by Lion-O, Inks by Mau, colors by Moose, Lettering by Vibor (color comix)
Luke finds his mom and the horse in a wild situation at the barn. Shocked by what he discovers, he tells his sister Jezebel about it. She teases him by suggesting he is the freakish offspring of such a pairing. Haunted by continuous visions of such a possibility, Luke is determined to seek out the truth..
Farm Lessons 14 - The Family Reunion 21 Pages Written by Darkmage and Darth-Baw, Lineart by Lion-O, Inks by Mau, colors by Moose, Lettering by Vibor (color comix)
The Winglenuts have a big family reunion and we're introduced to a cast of new family members. Colonel Beuford (Clevus and Jeb's older brother) who fancies himself a southern gentleman. His sultry wife Shelly, a buxom blonde MILF and man eating attention whore. Their son Elmer.. a handsome young man repressed by his shyness. And their sexy daughter Candy, whose deceptively sweet and innocent appearance masks her superior attitude and wild sexual appetite.
Farm Lessons 15 - Too Close Encounters 21 Pages Written by Darkmage and Darth-Baw, Lineart and Inks by Rick Fields, colors by Moose, Lettering by Vibor, Cover art by Lion-O and Mau, Character Designs by Lion-O (color comix)
Rita Mae finds Luke out in the fields with the crazy idea of trying to snap a photo of a UFO to sell to papers and make money with. Soon enough though they find themselves beamed into an alien spacecraft where they're the sexual guinea pigs of an alien lab class studying humans and their bodies.
It's a close encounters of the third (input) kind when the alien students decide to experiment in "interspecies relations".
Farm Lessons 16 - Farmer's Daughter 21 Pages Written by Darkmage and Darth-Baw, Lineart and Inks by Rick Fields, colors by Moose, Lettering by Vibor (color comix)
A traveling salesman finds himself stranded in "Farm Lessons" country when his car breaks down. He comes upon the first house he sees and is welcomed inside by Clevus. He's introduced to Rita Mae and is no doubt instantly mesmerized by her youthful beauty.
With his car in repair and the salesman having to stay overnight, will his lust-filled urges be able to resist the temptations of the farmer's daughter? Probably not. This is a JAB comic after all ;)
Farm Lessons 17 - Buying the car 21 Pages Written by Darkmage and Darth-Baw, Lineart and Inks by Rick Fields, colors by Moose, Lettering by Vibor (color comix)
It has come time for the Winglenuts to trade in their old truck for a new ride, so the family takes a trip to a local car dealership. While Clevus and Rita Mae check out a new vehicle, Momma and Auntie spend some quality "sister bonding" time shopping for clothes. Meanwhile BooBoo gets served something special by a hot waitress at the diner.
Back at the dealership Clevus notices the pervy sales guy oogling his daughter, so decides to leave them together for alittle while to hopefully "negotiate" a better deal on the new car.
The first Farm Lessons was drawn by Jab on scrap paper during class.
File:Http://www.jabcomix.com/jabarchives/comix/farmlessons/Grandparents.jpg Grampa Winglenut was well known by the lady-folk on the farm for the things he could do with his tongue. Grampa died shortly after Clevus was born. Only Beuford has any memories of their father and takes after him. Jeb's real father and Clevus and Beuford's step-father is Grampa's brother. But he eventually left Gramma for her sister and they had kids, being one or both of Zeke's parents.